Ok dann halt Deutsch und Englisch
Ok in German and Englisch
Old birds cannot be caught with chaff. :hurra:
Alte Füchse fängt man nicht so leicht. :hurra:
The Perfect Son. A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn't. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
This limerick I still know from my english lessons (more than 20 years ago)
As I sat beneath a tree A small bird said love to me As i wiped it from my eye I thought: Thank goodness cows can't fly
This limerick I still know from my english lessons (more than 20 years ago)
As I sat beneath a tree
A small bird said love to me
As i wiped it from my eye
I thought: Thank goodness
cows can't fly
Der Lehrer weckt ihn: "Ich kann mir nicht vorstellen, dass das der richtige Platz zum Schlafen ist!". Darauf der Schüler: "Ach, es geht schon. Sie müssen nur leiser sprechen!"
Der Lehrer weckt ihn: "Ich kann mir nicht vorstellen, dass das der richtige Platz zum Schlafen ist!".
Darauf der Schüler: "Ach, es geht schon. Sie müssen nur leiser sprechen!" :hurra:
Two old men, Dick and Norton were sitting next to each other on the London subway. Their hearing isn't good. Dick mutters: "Is this Wembley?" "No", says Norton, "'it's Thursday." Dick answers: "OK then, let's find a pub and have a drink."
Two old men, Dick and Norton were sitting next to each other on the London subway. Their hearing isn't good.
Dick mutters: "Is this Wembley?"
"No", says Norton, "'it's Thursday."
Dick answers: "OK then, let's find a pub and have a drink."
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