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Karaoke
Karaoke m 59 01-16-2017 22:04
Ok dann halt Deutsch und Englisch

Ok in German and Englisch

Old birds cannot be caught with chaff.


Alte Füchse fängt man nicht so leicht.


steffi2009
steffi2009 w 33 01-19-2017 18:30
FOREVERYOUNG
FOREVERYOUNG w 36 01-19-2017 20:40
The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
Madstone
Madstone w 44 01-19-2017 21:56
This limerick I still know from my english lessons (more than 20 years ago)

As I sat beneath a tree
A small bird said love to me
As i wiped it from my eye
I thought: Thank goodness
cows can't fly
Karaoke
Karaoke m 59 01-20-2017 21:27
Der Lehrer weckt ihn: "Ich kann mir nicht vorstellen, dass das der richtige Platz zum Schlafen ist!".
Darauf der Schüler: "Ach, es geht schon. Sie müssen nur leiser sprechen!"


FOREVERYOUNG
FOREVERYOUNG w 36 01-20-2017 21:32
i ask my heart why i can't sleep at night
my heart answer because you sleep in afternoon!!
dont act like you're inlove 💔💔
Karaoke
Karaoke m 59 01-26-2017 02:22
Two old men, Dick and Norton were sitting next to each other on the London subway. Their hearing isn't good.
Dick mutters: "Is this Wembley?"
"No", says Norton, "'it's Thursday."
Dick answers: "OK then, let's find a pub and have a drink."
Das_DingDE
Das_DingDE m 56 02-07-2017 17:48
Karaoke
Karaoke m 59 02-07-2017 18:22
Frau: "Herr Doktor, kann ich mit Durchfall baden gehen?"
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Doktor: "Ja klar, wenn Sie die Wanne voll kriegen."


steffi2009
steffi2009 w 33 02-07-2017 21:10
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